Congratulations Lance!

Congratulations to Lance Armstrong on his Seventh straight Tour de France victory.... "Hey Lance, are you really sure you want to retire"

Some Unconfirmed Information About Lance:

Lance's Heart is much larger than that of an average Human's, it could actually sustain an Elephant.

Lance's endurance will finally be put to the test when he starts raising his three children full time.

Lance's favorite food: Chocolate

If Lance was captured by Cannibals in New Guinea, their jaws would not be strong enough to eat the meat in his legs, no matter how long they marinated it in Donkey Urine.

Despite the rumors of Lance being a robot, a recent x-ray showed him to be completely normal, except for the huge S shaped birth mark covering his chest.