New Comments from Our Tango Partners

1. Op refuses to work on machine, says machine can Rot.

2. Issue is with Monitor since it Exploded!

3. Can not fit Memory Stick in SD slot, will send SD card reader.

4. Escalating case to level 1.

5. Removing ribbon and checking sensor... it looks good

6. Op wanted a tech dispatch because they were not getting paid to repair the KPM

7. Op says that "he will probably throw the kpm out in the street"

8. I'm not quite sure how to go about this and neither is my Supervisor

9. "We are experiencing Telephoning issues and op does not hear me, so I have to scream loud."

10. "john made op change settings and screwed the machine"

And How about these Typo's

1. Op says there were no pis on the mamory cards....

I guess the op is into golden showers

2. Told op to shit down machine and then open the printer....

don't you know, you're supposed to always open the printer before shitting in it

New Comment from our Friends Down Under

"spoke w/Emily upset always on hold for an half hour on tech support line, she said they will send there system in and order a FUJI system"

Convincing people to trade our POS for an even bigger POS.....Good work guys!

spell check?

Congratulations Lance!

Congratulations to Lance Armstrong on his Seventh straight Tour de France victory.... "Hey Lance, are you really sure you want to retire"

Some Unconfirmed Information About Lance:

Lance's Heart is much larger than that of an average Human's, it could actually sustain an Elephant.

Lance's endurance will finally be put to the test when he starts raising his three children full time.

Lance's favorite food: Chocolate

If Lance was captured by Cannibals in New Guinea, their jaws would not be strong enough to eat the meat in his legs, no matter how long they marinated it in Donkey Urine.

Despite the rumors of Lance being a robot, a recent x-ray showed him to be completely normal, except for the huge S shaped birth mark covering his chest.

Quote from Antonio Perez

"The further we get into this, the better the strategy looks"

That is the equivalent of saying :

"The further I get into this bottle, the better that ugly girl looks"

I really am interested in this Strategy

Don't forget to check out Jaybear's Blog

http://funwithjaybear.blogspot.com/

Check out this Article...WOW!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

The Famous "Red Snapper"

Latest news....10,000 more jobs are outta here

http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/earnings/2005-07-20-kodak_x.htm

Another Kodak Moment

In an effort to increase efficiency.....

Shawn...How's your wife and my kid
Kris....I love you, Man!
James....Ring that Cowbell
Mike...Just call me Bubba
Erica.... You so crazy
Anthony....Glass Bottom Boat
Brian....Please refrain
Pat....King Diamond Rules!
Jim.....Is Castro dead yet?
George....Have you been working out?
Jim.... He loves him some Jaybear
Glenn...Damn, this water is cold
Curt....Ring your bell Randy
Tracy....Where's the pig
.....to everyone else, the pleasure has been mine ...you've taught me the meaning of Professionalism

Employee of the Month: Jaybear

Don't Cry for me Argentina "Favorite Quotes"

"What will I do?....I will escalate the case"
"I have no idea what to do!"
"Operator told me I was completely worthless and would fix the machine himself"

Welcome all my Kodak Flunkie Counterparts

Post your thoughts or comments about Kodak's wonderful transition! The funnier the comments, the better. Remember, we cannot share proprietary information, I don't know about you, but I still work for the Man!